I Thought you guys might like to watch a 3 minute long video of some very shocked woman finding her kids have dumped a 5 lb bag of flour all over her house. While she had diarrhea or something, per her comment.She says "oh my gosh" about 16 million times. She also loses it at one point, claiming that she's gonig to throw up.
Bitch obviously doesn't own a Dyson. I think she's overreacting. I think the kids did her a favor, that house is fugly. There's Ikea stuff, old grandma's rocking chair and a really impractically small carpet in that room. All of them deserved to be floured off the face of this Earth. Those kids are just interior designers to be.
Ha ha, I'm an ass.
I hope you are spending lots of time shopping and/or with your families this US Thanksgiving. I'm very thankful that there are people out there who are actually interested in reading my maniac ramblings.
Thank you Skanks. You make me happier than a 3 year old in a 5lb bag of flour/Lindsay Lohan with an 8-ball.
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