Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Ke$ha: Exhibit A in my New Series: Famous for Bad Decisions, The Beauty Edition

This chick drives me crazy. I can't even listen to her knife-on-a-chalkboard voice, let alone, look at her. Maybe I'm old, (I'm not) or out of touch (not a chance) or lame (hahahahahaha) but I don't get her. I don't understand wanting to look ugly.....all the time. Take this troll hair-caterpillar brow combo. There's not even a theme! There looks to be some ill placed glitter on her cheekbone....I dunno.


And this? I think this is suppose to be her interpretation of "tribal meets spacelord" makeup. I like the sparkle, that's it. The eyebrows, the crazy liner, the football paint on her cheeks. It's also not even. If you're going to do this kind of look at least get a makeup artist to do it and not your 3 year old niece.



More tribal lines!? We get it! You're trying to be "creative". Now she's added feathers (which are really hot for hair, but not done like this). I'm sure I've seen this in a nightmare.



Gah. More face paint.......she looks like a ghetto Lady Gaga meets the Statue of Liberty.


Ya know, the thing is, she's not that good looking. I mean it's nice to see someone who isn't a classic Hollywood beauty make it big. If she looked more like this, beach-y hair and soft makeup she would get a lot more respect from her peers and the public. It goes to show you that most of the time, less is more.

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