Um, Jonathan Lipnicki is Super Creepy Now

You know, I was getting all ready to rant about how creepy this guy is and then I remembered that he starred in a major motion picture with Tom Cruise.

As a child.

So...we already think Tom Cruise is secretly gay...could this be his boy toy on the side? That would explain the creeptastically (TM) ripped physique and the douchey hair.

I'm getting really creeped out by this post. I'm weirding myself out. I didn't think that I was capable of that.

I just find this photo shoot so weird. So strangely timed, so weird with all the breath holding and flexing and hard posing...though that could easily be explained by the fact that Renee Zellwegger played his mother... no one poses harder than her.

Ugh. I'm freaked out. Great. Guarateed I'm going to have nightmares about Tom Cruise chasing around Jonathan Lipnicki in a sauna in West Hollywood while Renee screams at him from the corner to flex harder! I mean, she's there to eat. One can't survive on coffee alone. She has to have some steam soup!

CREEPY!

Oh, and my nightmare will be something like this...Tom being the giggling fool, duh.