Skankopolis Musings: Sweatpants & Leggings

I thought we might start a new feature, since we're branching out here at Skankopolis and I thought musings might be something we could try out...and by we I mean myself and the Beauty Writer...but also you guys, the readers!

So, I'm going to inaugurate this new feature with the below musing/rant but send us an email at skankopolis@gmail.com and we'll post yours too!

So, today my thing is about sweatpants.

I have a thing about sweatpants in public. They bother me. I don't understand why people cannot put the effort into slipping on a pair of jeans. It's not like we're in the 80's when there was no spandex in denim, it's the year 2011 and jeans are quite comfortable.

All I'm asking is that people put a little more effort into getting dressed in the morning. I get it, you're comfy in your sweats, but um, you're also in society and I can see the outline of your vaginal lips, so, you know, please put that away.

And while we're on the subject, leggings need to go. When they came back years ago, I said that I knew it was going to go back to the problem we had in the late 90's where people did not want to get rid of their leggings and wore them all the time. This is happening again. Except it might actually be worse this time because there are no roomy t-shirt and cat-painted sweatshirts to cover what we don't want to see.

Now we have slutty young women flouncing around acting as if leggings are pants.

And I don't know how many times I have to say this, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS.

Thank you!

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