Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Going to Jail for 30 Days...Mmmm hmm

Seriously, why do they expect us to believe she's actually going to go to jail.

Because TMZ is so on top of it, here is what they have to say:
Lindsay Lohan will serve 30 days in jail, and the judge is holding her on a tight leash to make sure she completes her probation.
Lindsay admitted she violated her probation by not attending therapy sessions as required by the court and by getting kicked out of the Downtown Women's Center. 
The judge now says ALL of Lindsay's community service must now be served at the L.A. County Morgue. And the judge gave Lindsay a tight structure on how she must complete the rest of her probation, and if she doesn't the judge will put a warrant out for her arrest and sentence her to an additional 270 days in jail.
As for the 30 days Lindsay is getting now -- the judge made it clear ... NO HOUSE ARREST.
The Sheriff's Dept. tells us Lindsay will serve 20% of the 30 days -- 6 days in jail.
Judge Stephanie Sautner gave Lindsay a strict schedule on completing the rest of her probation -- by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morge and 4 psychotherapy sessions. By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. And so on. Everything must be completed by March 29 -- or she goes directly to jail for 270 days.
The judge clearly thinks Lindsay needs a rigid structure to complete her sentence, and as the judge put it, Lindsay is holding the keys to the jail cell. 
And the judge strongly suggested Lindsay stop tweeting about her experiences at the morgue.
At the end, Lindsay seemed happy, walking out of court saying, "Thank God," under her breath.
Six days? SIX DAYS? Why the fuck do they bother?

Oh, and I'm going to LA and going on a coke binge and crime spree because apparently you can do anything there.

If they were really serious about forcing her to serve time, they would send her somewhere where they don't have to worry about overcrowding to serve a FULL sentence.

This is actually how I feel. Well put ladies:

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