What TF Is Reese Wearing as a Bathing Suit?

So recently, it was discovered that Reese has a belly tattoo, kind of like a front tramp stamp...

Anyhoo, Reesey hates the paparazzi and she's not one to give them great shots, so I guess she's decided the throw on a onesie and not let them show her belly tattoo anymore.

I'm not fully getting the shorts, but whatever makes you happy.

No, I'm not really that nice or accepting. Duh. This outfit is fugly. You can wear a onesie, that's fine (as long as you don't accidentally buy a mom-style one from Bluefly and then dance around showing it to your roommate while flaunting your mom crotch at her - I don't know what you're talking about), but whhy do you need to put those ugly shorts over it?

You're Reese Witherspoon, we know you have a cute body, don't put oddly tight shorts on over your bathing suit, it's just annoying.