Morning Funny: The Situation is Asked To Please Stop Wearing Abercrombie

File this under things that made my ass laugh for many, many minutes.

Abercrombie & Fitch is prepared to endorse the Situation to STOP wearing their clothes. They feel he is embarrassing and damaging to their image. Check it:

"We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.

We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael 'The Situation' Sorrentino and the producers of MTV's The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand. We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response."

Dying. Seriously. I watched last week's episode and noticed the really loud A&F pants and was thinking how douchey he was, but this is something else.

Apparently the Situation is offended because A&F has a novelty tee that says 'Fitchuation' across the top. They confirmed they have it, but still are not retracting the request for him to stop wearing their stuff.

Brilliant.

Maybe the douches won't win after all.