First thing's first: I was embarrassed at how dumb they are. Here are some great quotes:
- "Single Ronnie is going to Italy"
Um, yah right.
- "Europe is that big country."
Europe is a continent.
- "I couldn't find Italy on a map, but I know it's shaped like a boot."
Really? That is SUPER embarrassing.
- "It's the most beautifullest country I've ever seen."
Ohhh, grammar is crying.
- "Is this where I change to pesos?"
Lira fool. LIRA!
Other notes:
- JWoww lost a lot of weight, and she shot up her face with something because she looks really crazy. And crazy skinny. And there's a LOT of suspicious nose rubbing when they go out. Just saying
- Snooki lost weight.
- Sammi gained weight, and it went to her arms and boobs.
- The Situation is a scab on society.
- All these tools bring stuffed animals with them. Maybe they should bring BOOKS.
- Pauly is still the funniest and smartest. And that's saying a lot.
Also, for the LOVE of all things holy, stop wearing shirts that SAY 'Jersey Shore' on them. COME ON!
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