Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Opens Up About Her Divorce From Dracula

So she's delusional. Ha ha. Just kidding, but really, what celebrity isn't?

Jennifer Lopez gave an interview to Vanity Fair and she opens up about her split with Mark Anthony...and says some weird stuff, including the following:
“I will always respect Marc as a singer and performer. We actually work great together, and he was always very supportive. Together we could make magic—and we did. He will always be in our lives. He will always hold a special place in my heart as the father of my children.”
Um, isn't that a bit cold? I dunno, seems a bit frigid. But what she said just before this explains it a bit:
"Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself—if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now."
Seems like she might be a little over him and the way he was, despite rumors of him having an 11" penis that is wrist thick in girth. Whose wrist? Makes a big difference! Also, copyright "wrist thick" hee hee.

Anyhoo, all this to say that they're clearly not getting back together and she is delusional about her future. Check out this drivel:
"I think I'm a really great performer. I think I'm a really great actress. I feel confident in those things—that's a better way to say it."
Um, on what planet is she a really great actress? Seriously? She's SO terrible in almost every movie she has made. Has she not read her own reviews? OMG. What if she keeps making movies? Maybe she should be a little less confident in that skill. Seriously. And singing...now that I think of it.

Heaven help us.

BTW - I need a fur coat so I can pull this pose. Wouldn't it be nice?

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