Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Rihanna Is Wearing Big Bird's Cousin as a Top


Rihanna debuted her new fragrance, a new weave, saggy boobs (that we know are not actually saggy) and a seemingly pregnant body last week...

It doesn't help that she is swathed in fabric that is apparently from the Golden Girls color card, but the bigger problem is the proportion of that outfit. Her stylist should be embarrassed.

I mean, for 2 weeks we've been seeing this girl in a bikini daily. Even if she's been drinking non stop and has the 'suddenly alcohol bloated' look that sneaks up on you after a vacation, there is no way she looks as bad as this top is making her look.

I mean, that thing looks like one of the least popular Muppets was skinned and made into a racer back top. OMG. Is that Rosita?

She was kind of annoying...

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