Michael Kors got married this past weekend to his longtime partner, Lance Le Pere. Lance was an intern at Michael Kors (drool) and worked his way up the ranks and (wait for it, mega cheesy) into the heart of his boss.
It seems though, that some other creature has worked its way into Michael's body though...I speculate that his tummy is not from a diet of delectable sweets, but that he is actual the world's first case of male pregnancy and the baby is trying to leave his body thumb-first through his belly button.
Thoughts?
If you need more material, simply look down. Scary as f--k. Or cute as a button? I don't know. I'm freaked out.
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