Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Cameron Diaz Really Grinds My Gears


Cameron Diaz is filming 'What To Expect When You're Expecting', which is based on that pregnancy book my boss was pushing at me years ago...? Seriously. That's how FEW original ideas are out there now, people are writing screenplays based on chafed nipples?

Is that something that happens? Ew.

Anyhoo, here's Cam on set, pretending to be pregnant. With those arms. Um, excuse me, but YAH F-ING RIGHT.

Have you ever seen a pregnant woman that ripped? Like, who is this director that thinks people will be able to identify with this woman? Who didn't tell her to cool it on the ARod workouts for a little while before filming? Because they should be shot.

I kind of hope she gets mobbed by a bunch of new mommies carrying baby weight and beat to death. Is that mean?

Fine, I know it is, but isn't that kind of why you come here and read this?


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