Nice. Way to go Christina Aguilera.

Just a thought, but maybe acting a hot mess isn't such a great idea. Oh, and also, if you're going to sing at a sporting event that 100,000,000 people watch...um, maybe take a gander at the lyrics for the national anthem. For YOUR country.

Yikes.

Put down the booze and the weird young men, dry up and take care of your child.

Also - double chin.