Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Asslee Simpson and her Emo Hubby are Getting Divorced


Asslee filed for divorce today in LA, good ol' irreconcilable differences. If anyone was going to end that marriage, I thought for sure it would be Pete for any of the following reasons:

  • Joe Simpson is a creep
  • Jessica Simpson farts and thinks it's funny
  • Joe Simpson talks about his daughters' breasts
  • When his wife turns sideways you can't see her.
We should have a celeb divorce pool. Anyone in?

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