I like me some JWoww, I think she's pretty funny and she's one of the more genuine seeming characters on Jersey Shore.But OMG, the girl needs a proper stylist.
She's doing a book tour right now and here are a couple of outfits she's been spotted out and about wearing.
The pink dress is ok, it's pretty demure, though it's way too tight and it's mega see-through. Also, you don't own a nude bra?
She looks quite thin on the bottom, almost weirdly so. I think her busy schedule is making her lose weight and her giant boobs are starting to look (more) disproportionate.
Those pink shoes are heinous and she has way too much competing jewelry on.
The dress she's wearing below is one she wore at NY Fashion Week at a Richie Rich show (formerly Pamela Anderson's appearance of the year).
Um, it's really transparent. And the way it's cut makes her boobs look really uneven. And the pasties she's wearing make it look like she has giganto nips.
I'm also not crazy about the underwear...is it a thong? Is it a brief? I'm scared to find out.
And again, the shoes are really heinous and her leg is bending in a way I don't think it should. It's odd.
JWoww! I volunteer to be your stylist. Give me a call.
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