Lindsay Lohan Looking For a Plea, Tweets of Innocence. Uh huh.

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb, it's predictable. Like, who honestly thinks that all this kind of shiz can constantly go down around them and that it's people "out to get her" and never her fault? Come on.

Lindsay tweeted a rant yesterday on Twitter, and it included the following magical quotes:

"I was not raised to lie, cheat or steal"

"What I wear to court shouldnt (sic) be front page news, it's just absurd"

Um, what's absurd is what you wore to court, bitch! It was a HOT mess. There may or may not have been a bra involved, it was tight, short and white. White = innocence. Yah. Because it's a Halloween costume and you're the good angel.

Anyways, while Tweeting of her innocence, someone's lawyers are trying to arrange a plea. Um, how many innocent people do plea deals? Also, where is she getting $ for a plea deal? Hmmm, I'm curious about this.

Now, I would like to examine her lips. Here is a picture of her before she ravaged her life with cocaine, partying and really lame behavior.

Here is her court appearance. Yup, keep denying you've done anything to your lip. We believe you.

COME ON!