Friday, January 21, 2011

Kat von D and Jesse James are Engaged

In a gross statement, Jesse James confirmed yesterday that the ring we saw on his skank bag this past weekend is in fact an engagement ring:

"You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,”

“I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!"

Could that be any more insulting to Sandra Bullock and the dissolution of their marriage last year? And his abandonment of the child they adopted together?

Continuing the gross, two people who deserve each other because they're both garbage.

2 comments:

Skankopolis said...

AHH! That's what I thought when I saw that she seemingly had no scalp! I was like, "WTF is going on there?!?!" I suspected Ron Popeil's hair paint, because I grew up in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

Oh well ... and soon they will get their own reality show I read today.