Before & Afters: Which do you like better?

Alexa Chung:

In both she has that weird ombré hair effect that some people are so crazy about... but I think I like the longer do better. She looks too hipster with it short like that.

Alexis Biedel:

She looks kind of like Katy Perry on the right, no? Crazy eyes.

I'm not loving the bangs though, I think they're too severe for her tiny little self. Also, they kind of eat up a third of her face. The color is a little cheesy on the left, but it's sofer and less harsh.

Annalynne McCord:

On the right - No. No. No. No. She looks like the personification of the lion from Narnia. It's really, really bad. On the left, better.

Either way I find this girl SUPER annoying.

Asslee Simpson:

God I hate this girl. I mean, look at her face, don't you just want to punch her? Also, is she getting more work done on her nose and chin? They look weird, like molded clay or something.

While I hate the hair on the left, it's much better than this weird 'my aunt' hair on the right. It's too short, too blonde and she looks sickly. Ew.

Christina Hendricks:

Big win on the right. BIG win. The shorter length is super flattering and the slightly darker color is much more flattering. This woman is so beautiful. I love that she exemplifies that you don't need to be 80 lbs and super tan and blonde.

Christina Ricci:

Another face-eating bang. I don't know. I like the longer length, but some part of me feels like a side-swept bang would be better, no? Like, something a little less heavy?

Also, her make-up is way better on the left, and that's really making me lean that way.
Katharine McPhee:

I care so little. I honestly think both are pretty bad. The bangs look too fresh on the right, they look like someone just cut them. Like 4 seconds earlier. They need a good week of growing out...but the left is so unflattering and weirdly Victor/Victoria that I don't know what to choose.

I think she needs more highlights on the right. It's really dull and flat, but she needs some time with those bangs...

Katherine Heigl:

Why does she look like such a bitch? She's so pretty, but you hear such bad things about her that it's hard to ignore. You almost see it in her face.

Thoughts? Left is too dark, right is too yellow. Ew. Both are terrible. Length is better on the left, but she needs something more chestnut-y in color.

Lee Lee Sobieski:

Why is Helen Hunt Jr. still invited to things? What has this girl done in the past 10 years? I prefer the softer, longer hair on the left because the look on the right really ages her and makes her look like Susan from Seinfeld. Nice call. I'm proud of that one.

Snooki:

Pouf vs Bangs?

I gotta go with bangs. She looks softer, prettier and less tacky. Though I still do not understand how she got her hair to stand up like that. INCREDIBLE.

The season 3 premiere of Jersey Shore is this THURSDAY!!! I'm so f-ing excited!!!