The 2011 Golden Globe Awards - Post #2

Jan 20: UPDATE - I forgot Heather Morris! What a dumbo! Sorry!

Another hour, another post! I fell upon another pile of pics and I figured we should get to them!

Annette Bening and Warren Beatty:

Aww, my mom won, everyone! Ok, I know she's not my mom, but I want to pretend that my mom is that glamorous. Also, I love the glasses with the gown, it's sharp and very Diane Keaton. Aww, don't mom 'n' pop look great?

Bruce Willis and Emma Heming:

Um, she makes him look very miniature. It's comical. I really like it. That's all. Her dress is ugly and he's wearing the same thing as every other dude.

Christina Hendricks:

She's seducing me! That fiery red hair, the red gown, the skin as white as snow! I love her! I even like the exaggeratedly large flower on her shoulder. It works for her because she's not moronically small and skinny.

Claire Danes:

This is not the most flattering thing I've ever seen. But it is lovely, and clean, and pink, as we have been saying tonight. I wish she'd done something less mod with her hair though, it's almost too themey the way it is now.

My god, it really makes her neck look long.
Colin Firth and his wife Livia:

Awwww. I really want to see 'The King's Speech', it just looks wonderful. What's that you say? Go to the theater? But then other people will be there and their licey heads may have touched the seats...not to mention other things.

Droopy boob syndrome, no?

Edie Falco:

I like the matte-ness of the dress. Also, the architectural neckline...it's asymm, but it's not that annoying Kim Kardashian asymm...it's the perfect dress for her. Very age appropriate and it matches her mullet well. Badum-ching!

Heather Morris:

OMG, why didn't anyone tell me I missed her? I f-ing love her! She's so great on Glee and look at her body. It's ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. I'm so jealous (eats chocolate). The color isn't what I would have chosen, with her skin tone, but it's very lovely. I would have much preferred it in a jewel tone. Imagine?! Oooh!

Hope Davis:

No clue who this is. No wait, I Googled her (under fear of persecution for being that lazy) and now I know. I think I kind of like her. I know I kind of like her dress. It's just different, without being too different and without being Helena Bonham Carter...it's nice. And I like the color. And the sleeve. It's soft and pretty.

Jake Gyllenhall:

Just because. I mean, really, he is wearing the hell out of those pants.

Jane Krakowski:

Aww! Pregnant belly! And not in an annoying Mariah Carey way. My god, her hair. It looks amazing. I need my hair to look like that. It doesn't. It looks awful. Seriously. Ha ha.

I like how dusty the color of her dress is and the mix of fabrics, and the big earrings. Aww, so pretty. Pregnancy looks really nice on her.

Jane Lynch:

She's a large-hipped woman (read that as hip-ped, it makes it better) and this isn't the most flattering of silhouettes. It goes too narrow at the top and emphasizes the flowering of her hips and thighs. Still, she won, so who cares?
Jayma Mays:

Um, where did she go?! Was she always this skinny? It's a little alarming! And by a little, I mean it's REALLY alarming. And kind of icky. If she wasn't so painfully thin she would look great, but she is, really, really, painfully thin. That's too bad. I loved her.

Jeremy Renner:

Just because he tried something different and I appreciate it. Thank you creative-type man.

Jessalyn Gilsig:

Bangs are NOT good on you Jessalyn. Like really, what the hell kind of parent names their child that?

Better than her though, is the old dude in the sneakers in the background. I'll even excuse the brand.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson:

Have I told you lately that I love 'Modern Family'? If you don't already - watch it. I command you. Oh, and if you're JTF, get your bloody sleeves tailored next time. What self respecting gay man leaves the house with French cuffs that length?!?!

Jon Hamm:

I love that he looks like they just put a giant, really strong fan on him. Look how surprised he looks. I also really like the navy tux. It's sharp. And his lady friend is looking lovely too. That dress has an incredible drape...is it beaded or just incredibly lovely silk?
Julia Stiles:

Ha ha ha, her face says it all. SURE you didn't break up Michael C Hall's and Jennifer Carpenter's marriage. Your awkward facial expression tells me otherwise.

Hair is cute. Dress is sleepy. Very Eva Longoria.

Julianne Hough:

This bitch needs to use a lighter stroke with the bronzer. Yikes. Something in me really likes this dress, and I'm almost embarrassed to admit it, but there, I said it. I mean, it's different...the collar extends a bit too far, I feel, but it's still nice. Simple column with a decorative neck.

OMG, I like it.

Julianna Marguiles:

Worst pink of the night. And that's saying a lot. Also, worst posture, facial expression and just-out-of-the-shower hair. Boo!

Kevin Spacey:

Because if you watch Conan, he makes you laugh. F-Bomb.

Kyra Sedgwick & Kevin Bacon:

Look at them clinging to each other in poverty. It's like watching those infomercials to sponsor a child. Except it's really not. Because those children do not have man friends with douchey hair. And they're not wearing really expensive gowns and hanging out with Hollywood elite.

Melissa Leo:

She was in 'The Fighter' and she was great. She won a Critic's Choice award and a Golden Globe, and she deserved it. Her dress is classy, understated and a little boring, but at least she's not wearing some of the crap from that movie. Jesus.
Milla Jovovich:

Not flattering. Thickening at the legs. And this is Milla Jovovich, bitch isn't thick anywhere. She looks very pretty though. Very soft and glamorous.

Nancy O'Dell:

Her hair is too yellow, her skin is too tan...the dress is really nice, but I'm slightly bitter she's not doing the pose that she taught us all to do over the past years.

Piper Perabo:

Really? Why the hell is she there?

To wear that hand me down dress and a tube of lipstick from the pharmacy?

Ricky Gervais:

The man of the night. I watched his opening monologue and it was great. Anyone who didn't think he was funny is uptight. Like Angelina Jolie deserved a nomination. Give me a break. No one saw that movie, let alone liked it.

Kudos to him, he was wonderfully funny and spot on.

Shaun Robinson:

Gunmetal? Also, ears. Ha ha. Mu husband hates dresses or tops with one sleeve like this. He's trained me to hate them over the years.

Tina Fey:

Is that velour? If so, kudos woman, because it doesn't look terrible. And it's not a flattering fabric. At all. And there are wings on the sleeves...they're kind of distracting. I love me some TF, but I don't like this dress. Her face kind of tells me that she doesn't. No? It's a 'not so pleased' face.

Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson:

Is she wearing velvet too? Bold. She looks a little juicier than normal and I am now convinced that she carried John Travolta and Kellie Preston's baby for them. It's a rumor I'm starting and I like it. Let's see if we can get it to catch on.

Her hair looks good though. Oh, and he's a man wearing a tux, yee haw.

That's it kids! Hope you enjoyed the 60+ pics and the Skank-Opinions!