Um, there are too many clichés describing what Jenna Jameson did this week in calling Chelsea Handler a 'dried up old whore'. Too many. It's overwhelming.
But for REAL? Really lady? I get that you're mad, but since everyone is guessing that you're responding to comments that Chelsea Handler made in December about you being raunchy, that gave you a lot of time to come up with the best come back that has ever been thrown in someone's face. And you came up with that?
Instead, and I'm going to say it - because you're dumb - you called her a whore, which is RICH coming from the porn queen of the 90's whose babies actually WALKED out of her womb because it was stretched out enough to allow it.
Imagine you had a month to come up with a retaliation for an insult? That's like getting in a fight with your pen pal in Botswana. You can think that shiz OVER.
Leave it to the porn stars to eff up a cat fight. They'd just end up scissor kissing and making lots of gratuitous 'ooh' sounds.
In other news, I hate myself for kind of liking her dress.
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