Saturday, January 29, 2011

Charlie Sheen Checks Into Rehab, Calls Everyone Turds


Charlie Sheen finally checked himself into rehab yesterday afternoon, but it doesn't appear that it was willingly.

From what he said, I am guessing that CBS told him to get his ass in there or he was going to lose his multi-million dollar an episode paycheck...

"I'm fine. People don't seem to get it.... Guy can't have a great time and do his job also? Bunch of turds."

He has never actually missed filming, and his big benders always seem to be while the show is on hiatus...but still. It's got to be hard to market the show to a family audience when the star is constantly getting caught snorting blow off porn stars' and hookers' vajayjays.

Hopefully he'll stay and get better...but I suspect he's not done with drugs. Anyone who goes into rehab hating the idea that much isn't going to get permanently clean on the first shot.

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