Friday, September 10, 2010

Jessica Simpson is looking...um, okay.


Split sleeves are the worst. THE WORST. No one looks good in them. They're super unflattering and WHY ON EARTH DO THEY EXIST?

For a girl who is built wide, and not tall, what possessed her to dress in a way which emphasizes her shoulder width and not her legs? She has great, curvy, muscular legs. Yet she wore this hot mess that makes her upper body look 3 times as wide as it really is.

I love the glitter on it, I even love the skirt. In fact, the whole thing would be alright except for the split sleeves. Though, I'm not in love with the hair. She has GREAT hair. Great, bouncy, big hair. Why slick it back like that. Rogaine-for-her people like me should wear their hair like that (but for my man-jaw I would!), but not her. She has fantastic f-ing hair.

I'm calling this a fail. Football shoulders and grease-hair = fail. Boooooo!

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