You'll have to forgive the quality, I was taking pictures of my TV with my camera. Slick.
Here's the video...
When Chelsea came out Gaga-esque with a giant house on her head, complete with automatic garage door and doves that flew out of her cooch. Hot.
Katy Perry and this other lady whose name escapes me. She had a giant ass.
Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine performed. Lady had PIPES. 
Gaga accepting an award in what looked to be a leather gown. She said it was really heavy and she felt like 'fashion roadkill'
Taylor Swift being boring and singing a really slow song, wearing curls (shock!), red lips (shock!) and a floaty neutral colored dress (shock!). Seriously, a little Kanye would have spiced that bore fest up.
Chelsea getting back talked by Snooki because she doesn't want to go into the jacuzzi with them.
The situation looking Situationy and look at Snooki's skin color!
Chelsea in the hot tub...this later finished with a joke that she got pregnant from being in there with them.
Sofia Vergera wearing the exact same earrings I just saw Beyoncé wearing on 60 Minutes. She was cute and funny, as usual.
Hayley Williams from Paramore performing first with BOB then with Paramore.
Robyn! Remember her? She looked slightly psychotic and freaky...super pale, blue-white blond hair and no mascara. Very drone/mannequin.
Cher came out in vintage Bob Mackie! I'm not even sure how she got that on, she is certainly not as thin as she used to be.
That's some huge hair.
Cher handing Meat Gaga her next award (1 of 8 for the evening)
Gaga handed Cher her 'meat purse'. Sounds dirty, no?
Kanye closes the show with a dramatically stark performance. The lyrics were killer.
Toast to the douchebags! Toast to the assholes! Toast to the something elses. Funny. He wrote it for Taylor swift.
It was fun.
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