Friday, September 24, 2010

Lindsay Lohan goes BACK to jail...

Update: Fantastic.
Oh, and the judge has been really tough. Here's the official quote:
"Ms Lohan cannot be released early because this isn't a jail sentence," L.Al Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says. "She's being held by court order until her hearing on Oct. 22."


Updating her Wikipedia page must be fun. Went to jail, July 2010, released from jail August 2010, returned to jail September 2010. Fun, for the whole family!

So, Lindsay was sentenced to the harshest possible sentence this morning for her 2 violations to her mandatory drug testing (one cocaine and one Adderall) : refused bail and sent to jail until her next court hearing, which the judge will most likely only schedule after 30 days so that she finally does the time she should do.

The judge didn't even hear arguments. Once everyone was in there he said what he was doing and the bailiff handcuffed her. BOOYAKASHA!

Looks to me like someone wasn't expecting to go to jail or they wouldn't have done the following things:
- Gone grocery shopping the night before (on TMZ)
- Worn $1200 Louboutins
- Gotten her lips freshly injected - see picture.

One of her idiot friends wrote the judge a letter pleading with him not to put her in jail because she needed help. Seems to me the judge is the only one helping her anymore. Everyone else is just enabling.

Dear Judge Fox,

I am writing you in regards to Lindsay Lohan. I have had the pleasure to get to know her very well and have endured the past year with her through her highs and lows. I am desperate to get this message to you. She is working really hard to be better and has done everything possible to stay healthy and clean. We (family members and loving friends) have separated her from anyone who can harm her or deviate her from her goals which are to be a model citizen. She is aware of her impact in this world and wants to rise from this. A few days ago she had a very low moment and made a mistake that has her so terrified it is breaking my heart. I am truly concerned for her well being.

I do not intend to tell you what to do, but as a model citizen to another, I must beg you to please not send her to jail. Jail brought her down, and created so many insecurities and anxiety that we are now fighting to strip from her. She is not going to make this mistake again. She is building herself back up every second and jail will only set her back.

Please Judge Fox look at Lindsay and know that she is a woman who is struggling to get her life back on track, maybe as a day patient and a lot of wonderful community service we can have her pay back the mistake. I also think that community service can show her a different human dimension and allow her to count her blessings more often. I want to see her succeed and shine again. Please help her do it. She wants to get away from this madness. She needs help.

Thank you
Electra Avellan

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon!

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