2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Post #1

Holy shiz. There are lot of people and a LOT of pictures from this night, so I'm going to start by posting what I have now and then I'll add more...

Akon:

Why can't men get their mothers to shorten their jeans? These are ridic. Akon looks mildly like a child molester here...or Mr T. I don't like that chain around his neck. No good.

Ashley Greene:

For someone who has nothing but good things and buckets of money going on, she really shines on that bitch face sometimes. WTF is her problem?

As I said last night, I think that she is bitter because Katy Perry upstaged her in a very similar look dress. Can it bitch, Katy Perry is popular. You're in Twilight. You have maniacs, not fans.

Ugh, she really makes me want to slap her.

Audrina Partridge:

This girl is skinny. Gross skinny. And she is on Dancing With The Stars this season. She is going to get really disgustingly skinny. Already I could play her chest like a xylophone...ew. This is not going to be pretty, people.

I like her dress, it's the correct level of fun and sparkle. The multiple belts would not work on me because I have no waist, so I don't like them out of jealousy. Ha ha. Bitter.

Ciara:

I often can't get over the fact that she is quite dude-ish. Those shoes are terrible and ruin the whole dress. Because, really, without the shoes the dress is quite pretty and softens her quite a bit. But those clunky gigantic shoes really ruin it. I guess I should just be happy she's not wearing these.

Coca de la Rocha:

This girl has some serious Kate Moss/Coke nose. Like, I don't remember her nose being so thin, but that happens when you're a runway model and you keep thin on a champagne and coke diet. Yeesh. Also, really stupidly dramatic and serious gown for this event. FAIL.

Cory Monteith:

Can we please discuss the fact that I can't find a picture of him below the neck? Ugh. His face looks the same as normal and I enjoy the pinstripe. I can say nothing else. Boo!

Drake:

I hope that he wins something. He's Canadian, he's new and he's insanely talented. Plus, look how cute he is! Doesn't he look like a teddy bear? So cute!

Emma Stone:

I love and covet this dress. LOVE IT. She looks fabulous. I have always loved this girl and I'm happy that she's getting her time in the limelight now!

Go see her movie 'Easy A', because I'm sure it's great. She's funny like that.

Evan Rachel Wood:

Does anyone know if she did, in fact, break up with Marilyn Manson? I hope so. But at the same time, if this is the result, I don't hope so because those boots are a mess and that dress is not so great. Especially belted like that. Her hair confirms my statement last night that red hair is the new trending hair color. I am dyeing mine tomorrow. Ok Gibbs?

Lady Gaga:

She showed up in this fantastic Alexander McQueen and she brought a great issue to light - the don't ask/don't tell bullsh-t policy in the US military...they say that yet tons of soldiers are released from duty and just happen to be proudly gay. Not cool.

Anyhoo, I'm loving this dress and there was another one she wore that was leather and totally ridiculous that I loved. I'll post a pic later. Love the tribute to McQueen though...a lost genius. We should all mourn the loss of his brilliance.

Joe Manganiello:

Chelsea Handler made a joke about sitting on his face that made me giggle and giggle. Something about needing a lift home and that being her preferred mode of transport.

Remember when he was the guy who loved brunch on HIMYM? He's come a long way, baby. He looks good in that jacket, though I wish that didn't have to be his hair. But it's his (spoiler alert) werewolf hair though...so I guess it's acceptable.

Jersey Shore Crew:

As you all know, they make my life and the show is really fantastic. Except Sammi and Ronnie, so I'm really glad that they're not in this picture. Though I would have liked some Vinnie. I like me some Vinnie. A bunch of pics from this crew below. I'm obsessed!

Mike 'The Situation':

Wow, that is some douchey hair. I just read that he will be designing his own jewelry line. Yuck. Oh, and if you didn't already want to kill yourself, remember that he's going to make $5 million this year.

Speaking of douchey. PUT ON YOUR SHIRT.

Ronnie:

THIS face is why I hate him. How can you be such a prissy little bitch when you make $30k an episode and are dumb like a wall? ARgh. He should date Ashley Greene.

Ronnie & Vinnie:

They're totally trying to look tough. Hee hee.
Sammi Giancola:

I want to strangle this girl. She is such a bratty little bitch. Ugh.

Snooki:

I am really hating this dress. It looks cheap. Those shoes are also kind of cheap looking. And the bangs are not great. They make her look stouter and rounder...a little off. What's with the pout and the super frosty lips? A rare off night for the Snooks.

Vinnie:

Spray tan wiped off in all sorts of places. Not good.

Justin Timberlake, Jesse Esienberg & Andrew Garfield:

I feel like Justin look likes he was in a time warp to the 4 Minutes video. It looks old and recycled. The other two are marginal. However, I'm interested in seeing the new movie, because I'm hoping I can figure out how to get rich.

Ke$ha:

She claimed that this dress was made from an actual garbage bag, but give me a break. Well, it's not that I don't believe that, it's just that she claims SHE made it. That part I don't believe.

That skanky braid is really icky.

One bonus though, she showed up in a Delorian. FANTASTIC.

Miranda Cosgrove:

I think this is the little girl who was in 'School of Rock'. Ok.

Paramore:

I think that girl was wearing formal running shorts with laquered bottle caps on them, but I can't really tell. Their performance was...so so.

Penn Badgley:

This guy was super shifty during his tiny appearance. He was side-eyeing Emma Stone the whole time like he couldn't figure out how to make the words come out of his mouth. I don't like him.

Pharrell:

This is a weird outfit. But he's so talented that I can't slag him. I think those are JCrew pants...with little sailboats on them or something.

Rihanna & Eminem:

His expression in the 2nd picture expresses perfectly how I felt about Rihanna's outfit. She surprised everyone with this performance, originally wasn't supposed to be on the show...She should have skipped it and not worn that outfit, ever. Also, her voice was pretty weak...

Rosario Dawson:

SO HOT. She got out of her limo and I was like, "who the hell is that?" She looks really great and has a great attitude. She got ushered really quickly away from her car and she was giggly and friendly.

She looks AMAZING.

Selena Gomez:

This dress is icky. It's too much, it's liquidy and it makes her look like an old divorcée. For such a young, cute girl, she could have done better. Something with a bouncy full skirt, or something.

Stephanie Pratt & Lo Bosworth:

I covet Stephanie's hair. I'm certain most of it is fake, but it's lovely nonetheless. Lo is annoying and I wish she would go back to her home and lock herself in or something. I don't like that dress or the side ponytail.

Stephanie pulls ahead here. Good hair, decent dress and she's not Lo.

Usher & Beiber:

Usher performed really well tonight and the Beiber was pretty good too, and he won best new artist (duh) and could not find his way onto the stage, it was charmingly twee. There was a very funny interaction between him and Chelsea Handler where she yelled at him "GIVE ME YOUR WIG". It was good times.

Ok, more to come! Hope you enjoyed!