2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Post #3

Maybe one last taste of fashion? Sure, some of them are obscure personalities, but when we judge, we don't judge. Wait. That doesn't make any sense. You know what I mean.

Amber Riley:

She's normally so cute, you know? And here she is, not cute at all. Like, trainwreck not cute. Those boots, the dress, the vest (!). All of it is a hot mess. Not well done Amber. NOT well done.

Bonnie McKee:

An American singer songwriter. I'm more intrigued by her use of pink lipstick and those ungodly short shorts. Like really! Only your partner needs to see that much of your thighs. Hmm, listening to her sing on Jimmy Kimmel as I write this and she gives me a bit of a Jewel vibe. Ew. A lot of a Jewel vibe. Hate her. And her shorts.

Craig Robinson:

This guy is just funny. Saw him do stand-up 2 years ago and he was so damn funny. He was really, really good. Something about taking off someone's panties and it being whispered. Beautiful. I also love that he's rocking a Modern Family Cameron folded sleeve cuff. Hawt.

Dane Cook:

Some people I love are not going to be ecstatic that I'm saying this, because they love this guy, but OH MY GOD. If there was a captain of douchebags, if that ranking was ever awarded, I am certain it would be awarded to stretched out deep v-neck tshirt wearer Dane Cook here. Ugh. And his hair, and the gold chain, and the pristine (too clean to be cool) white sneakers.

Oh my god. I hate him. I'm angry I hate him so much.

Florence Welch:

This lady impressed me last night. Not only is she rocking a nude dress (one of 2 she wore) with pale skin, she's also rocking the hot hue of red hair. And she has PIPES! Like, mad pipes. Like she was running around and spinning and her voice was beautiful. First day of loving her.

Hayley Williams:

I don't like this skirt. Yesterday, while live-blogging, I noted that the skirt looked a lot like running shorts with sparkly bottle caps glued to them. I still feel that way. I like how she's tongue in cheek though. Not taking herself too seriously, and that's pretty important when you're wearing a small child's arts & crafts project.
Jane Lynch:

Mmmm. No. I disagree. I do not like this gigantic, overly dramatic coat. And I don't understand why this would be a choice for this event. But I don't understand old people. Ha! Yes I do. I'm old.

When she appeared on stage, I actually thought there was someone hiding behind her because the coat was flipping around and it looked like someone might be behind her. It was weird. And I didn't like it. I still don't.

Jersey Shore cast:

Just for good measure. The Jersey Shore cast. I LOVE THEM. I also don't even mind that they hired another totally short girl and replaced Angelina. Ugh.

Deena Nicole Cortese:

Here is said short girl. Saw a couple of pics of her this week. She's a thick girl. Not shy. I like that.

Karina Smirnoff:

I forget why this person is, but I did want to note her because she is wearing the sunniest, springiest yellow and it's wrong. It's just seasonally off...and while she does stand out, it's still off.

Speaking of off, that little nub she has on her head and is most likely calling a bun. Boo. That is gross. Couldn't afford some extensions to beef that up? Don't do it.
Katy Perry's nails (aka Russel Brand):

Creepy. Right?

Maria Menounos:

Is she pregnant? If not, this is a terrible picture. Her shoes are really lame and sad, but her hair is still the crowl jewel. Beautiful. And I love her clutch. I want it.

Robyn:

Ohhhh, "Show Me Love". Remember that? She looks tinier, and not as healthy as she used to. The hair color and the weird eye make-up don't help. She is weirding me out a bit, but I can accept it because she's from the 90's.

Those boots are hella weird.

Roxy Olin:

I don't care for this dress. Or for Roxy herself. But I feel like Whitney treated her very badly last season...so I have sympathy. Those boots are also not giving me anything...in fact they're making me a bit angry. Must be honest.

Her face is weird, no? Like she's on something?

Sean Kingston:

Love the shoes. See, Karina Smirnoff? This is how you could do bright color.

Shaun Robinson:

I did this to my hair the other day, and then I took it out because it looked dumb. And like that. Shaun Robinson should have done the same thing. The dress is good, simple. Hard to mess up, but there are those shoes...they're fugly. They could mess anything up. Yucky.

Sofia Vergara:

Do you love her? If you don't, do. She's awesome. Watch 'Modern Family'. She's all boobs and ass and hilarity on that show. And as I mentioned below, she's wearing the same earrings I watched Beyonce in on 60 minutes, mere moments before the show.

Hey. Speaking of which. Where were Mr & Mrs Bey-Z?

Tito Ortiz:

Ugh. What a douche. I can't tell if this is how his eye is naturally, or if he has make-up over a black eye. Which is worse?

Those jeans. That's the answer.

Will.I.Am:

Many people, including myself, were up in arms about this last night. It just seemed distasteful, no? Considering all struggles Black people had to go through over their history, did slapping on black face make-up - intentionally black facing or not - really seem like the best idea ever? Just poorly thought out.

A shitty move from an ego freak like him. I'm not shocked.

Ok, I think that's it! Hopefully some of you followed last night, because I accidentally deleted the history after I finished. It is one of those lost, wonderful things.

Not sure if I'll do it again. It severely impeded my ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol while I enjoyed the show. Let me know if you want me to though, I'm open to discuss it. `