Some women just naturally have grace and class. I am not one of those women. I am clumsy, mannish and generally uncouth (duh, you've read this blog, right?). I have man hands, big feet and wide shoulders. Wow. I am painting a stunning photo right now.
Other women, have grace. They glide places, they don't bump into things and you can't hear them coming because they step softly, as if on air. The ones who are classy too are a complete package - they dress elegantly, never too much or too loud, and in general are lovely. Obviously, JWoww is one of those people.
Ok, I'm obviously kidding here. But for real, I bet that's what she thought when she put on this blazer as a top when leaving the house. What classy lady wouldn't? Hilarious.
PS - For the record, I wear men's blazers because of my man shoulders, so I could never pull this off. That and the fact that I have barely any boobs. Wow.
PPS - I'm kidding about the men's blazers, but not about the boobs. Me sad.
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