My TV is currently on the Discovery channel in the other room because I am totally smart and love enriching my mind. Actually, that is wholly untrue and it's only because HGTV only had that 'Mansions' show on and I can't stand that show.
WTF is with him and his wife? I'm supposed to believe that people give them millions of dollars to make mansions? Did they SEE them?
The woman looks like she is in an infomercial for the Psychic Network - but from 1992 - and he looks like her husband who blow dries his hair and wears mock turtlenecks. Oh wait. He does that.
I loathe mock turtlenecks. I think they are the worst thing ever designed, fashion-wise. Yes, worse than acid wash jeans, nipple tassles and many other things. If you've never seen it, don't. It will hurt your brain.
Anyhoo, I decided to listen to Discovery while I blogged and it's some show with an adventurist called 'Austin Stevens'. Not intentional, just saw a turtle and found it soothing. Anyhoo, so I'm sitting here writing the previous post and I hear this noise.
It was grunting that sounded like a man was trying to pass a tonka truck out of his really, really, tight rectum. Turns out he was just dragging a canoe through the mud, but damn! That was a bad sound.
Ok, back to regular life...
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