Ha ha, I just typed that off the top of my head, but I find it funny. Thank god I find myself funny, because I'm starting to become lonely.
Ok, so I was perusing some photos earlier today and I noticed Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes here. Um. These are like hellish derivatives of those horrible toe socks that exist. Why would anyone wear something that forcibly separates your toes, aside from a sandal? A leather boot? A sock? Ahhh! Toes are made to be squished together. It's their nature. They want to be friends!
Oh my lord these are fuggo. I know exactly which idiot woman at my office will go out and try to find these immediately. She's the same idiot who bought those heel-less pumps and then fell on her ass because we live in Canada and have snow and ice covered streets for 5 months of the year.
All idiots all the time.
1 comment:
Looks like camel toes to me. Literally.
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