Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Ugly outfit post

Initially I was going to do separate posts for these pictures, because I saved them all on different days, but the similarities are too strong to ignore.

Commence the fun-making:


Jennifer Love Hewitt:
She seemingly did not get the memo that A) Everyone hates her, B) Peasant skirts should be used for rags and C) that it isn't the 1950's and cone boobs are not hot.

I wish the fucking paparazzi would stop taking pictures of her reading fucking tabloids. Stop perpetuating her! She's almost as fucking bad as P~Hil.

This girl needs to die a really brutal death.


Kirsten Dunst:
I honestly don't know what is worse, the white knee-socks, the weird-ass brown leather golf shoes, her crusty denim shorts, her Salvation Army grandpa sweater or her fucking sick-ass weave. I REFUSE to go see 'Marie-Antoinette' and also change the channel as soon as the commercial comes on. Here's another one I hope burns to death.

Jennifer Lopez:
I am sorely disappointed here. It's almost as bad as that weird Wet'n'Wild make-up job from last week. That dress is the ugliest daycare foil-art contest winner I have ever seen. And her face is especially puppet-like and frightening. Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

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