Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Rodea Drive Walk of Style Awards - 2007

Well, well, what do we have here? People getting all gussied up? Mockery ensues!

Samaire Armstrong:
Not only do I detest the way that she pretends her name is pronounced, I hate this shapeless dress too. Colour is awesome, but the dress cuts her at the widest part of the calf, and it makes her legs look quite dumpy. Boo!



Rose McGowan:
For some reason, I was unable to find a flattering pic of Rose McGowan from this event. It's not the dress, because it's a great shade, shape and style for her. It's her face! It is fucked up in every shot. Her make up is oddly coloured too. She's gorg though.


Molly Sims:
No Molly Sims! No! Bad girl! That dress is not flattering, and litterally, before seing this abomination I would have said that you could wear a sack and look good, but it turns out I'm wrong. Especially not glittery sacks. Oh la la, that is bad.


Eva Mendes:
I think I might love this woman. From her ankles up. What the shit are those shoes? They look like a brooch threw up on her feet! They must weigh a ton! Egads! She's hot though. Wow.


Jenna Elfman:
Where does this woman get off coming out to events? What has she done since that shitty hippie show 'Dharma & Greg'? I am also mad because I like what she's wearing. Although it may be a little to 'sweater-set' around the shoulder region.


Michelle Trachtenberg:
Lord, I have to scold another one? She should call Sarah Michelle Gellar and try to get some more coaching on not looking like a fool. I don't think she had enough before Buffy went off the air. Something about her makes me want to slap her silly. Hee hee. I wish I had a blow-up doll of that stupid face.

Kristin Davis:
This woman is nauseatingly cute. I don't know how her parents did it, but Kristin is the perfect name for her. It's so fucking cute. Gah. I want to smack her a bit.

[Pic Source: Socialite's Life]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does Samaire Armstrong pronounce her name?

Skankopolis said...

It's something like Sum-air-eee

Come ON!