Many people have been complaining of late that my Matthew is not living up to his 'Sexiest Man Alive' title just because he's relaxing and not shaving this summer. There has even been talk of relinquishing the title. You know what people (ugly bitches)? FUCK OFF.
Part of the reason he is so loved is because he is super chill and doesn't give a shit. If any of you tards took the time to read the article attached to his title, you'd know that he is delightfully dirty and will always be so.
He's hot. Especially in bike shorts. Hee hee.
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