Katie Holmes has been in Paris the past little bit, enjoying fashion week with the goddess who is Posh Beckham. I have some comments about that.1) Posh is really embarrassing me this week. Hanging out with KATIE HOLMES? I think she should check up on her tabloids. Tom Cruise isn't exactly the ticket to breaking into the Americas right now.
2) That black too-short ballgown is not exactly a day outfit. Not to mention the fugly closed-toe flats she chunked that thing up with
3) That white pantsuit perfectly explains why Tom picked her. She can totally play that Victor/Victoria shit and be the man. Ew. I just pictured Tom Cruise in a sparkly red Jessica Rabbit gown. Blech.
4) Posh, seriously. Disappointed.
5) This ridiculous skirt (although I'm sure it cost more than all my posessions) is a little too ballerina on someone of her stature. I wouldn't exactly call it shopping attire. It's pretty clear to me that she has no GD clue what she's doing when she gets dressed and it irritates me as someone who loves clothes.
6) Are those Palazzo pants? Oh god.
Stroke faced bitch. Go home and leave my Posh alone.
1 comment:
Hee hee! I have the best nicknames for people at work!
I'm really embarrassed by Posh. She's really sickening me with this association
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