Monday, October 30, 2006

Jessica Simpson - back to gross

Obviously this girl has no clue what's right for her. She lets her dad take sexy pictures of her (god, even typing that makes my soul hurt) and she insists on wearing her natural hair length. As a helmet.

And I'm not understanding this, is it bad eyeliner day (see Duff sisters below)? Oh lord. This girl needs some serious help.
Jess, call me. I will style you and make everything better. Promise.

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

He must have. Remember those terrible high-waisted pants from her early career days?