Lord Lohan post of the day - October 17

My girl is looking rough kids. What do we do?

I don't know what to do...lately, the make-up is too much...especially in the 80's blush region. She looks like my mom when she's getting ready for Christmas dinner or something.

I read that it is a trend because of Diane Von Furstenburgs Spring runway, but still. Yuck.

I heard she's been corrupting, ahem, hanging out with Rumer Willis. Isn't that kind of gross? Didn't she make out with Bruce Willis?

Would you chill with anyone who had made out with your dad (aside from your mom)?

Still, we gotta say it:

Ohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm, Lohan