Lord Lohan post of the day - October 31

Guys, I thought it was over, I really did, but it's not. It can't be. I was die-hard for so long when everyone called her 'firecrotch', when she had blonde hair, I always loved her. Why would I be so petty as to think that it would go away so quickly?

Please see below. Bitch is back.

She is the bloody hotness in this sweater dress/boots combination. Ohmyfuckinggod. This is one of those things that only someone with style (or a stylist) can pull off. Oh, it's gorgeous. It was this photo that put me BACK in love. Yum!

I'm not in love with the super dark hair, or the super-straight look, or the numerous elastic bands around her wrist, but I am in love with that face. Look how gorge she is!!! I don't care what people are saying about her lips. Yes, they do look a little plumper, but so can mine if I hold them just right in the split second that a photo is taken. Loves it.

Fabu look. Love the boots. So much in fact, I could see myself hugging them while I slept. Gorgeous. She's back ya'll. Don't try to deny it.

Who's this handsome chap? He's MUCH better looking than that needle nose Harry Morton. He was only after her pink taco anyway. This guy is mysterious, cute, and he's letting her drive. That's nice. And brave.

Last but not least, one of her halloween costumes from this weekend. Her ass looks not so great here, and I love her for it. I'm in love again!

Yipeeee!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm, Lohan!!!!