Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Daily Kudos: Britney Spears

Britney went on an outing this week, after being inside since the birth of her second son: Cheeto Big Mac Federline. No, seriously, according to Lainey, they haven't even confirmed the name yet. That's silly. Just send an email. I knew firing her publicist was going to be a bad idea...she'll never do it. She's too busy trying to fabricate Kevin a career.

Shit, I could have a more lucrative career with my Mop Top Hair Shop.

One thing I will say though, she looks REALLY good (compared to recently). She looks like she's been working out, she looks like she may have showered recently, and she looks happy. Those ever famous boobies are looking a little saggy, but eh, she's had 2 kids and she's 25, what do we want?

Congrats Brit, you're looking gooooooood. Now dump 'Pig', seriously.

You know you loved it.

Ew. They changed the name of the 'Mop Top Hair Shop' to the 'Fuzzy Pumper Barber Beauty Shop'. Does anyone else find that a little inuendo-y? "Fuzzy Pumper"? It sounds like slang for a hand job!

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

You don't like Cheeto Big Mac? Think of the endorsement deals!