My fabulous friend Banana, who wrote this fabulous post, lives and works in NYC and someone who works for her had an encounter with the Situation. One condition of our friendship is I get to post these things on the blog. Another condition of our friendship is that I explain that Banana is the best boss in the whole world.
She was in Atlantic City two weeks ago and so was he. She ended up partying with him until the wee hours of the morning. Initial impressions:
- Short and unattractive in person
- Small hands and feet (we know what that means, right ladies?)
- Walked like a dinosaur with small hands (T-Rex anyone?)
- Was partying with his brother and sister and various "other orange friends"
- They called him Mike, not 'The Situation'
- He didn't drink
They went to his hotel room, where they ate from a buffet put out of room service, and even watched a few minutes of 'Black Swan'...I didn't take him for a ballet movie watcher...They partied until 6am until he offered them pajamas. Anyone knows that when he offers girls pajamas he's trying to smush. That was their cue to leave...but not before they took a party favor...one of his snazzy rosaries.
Best of all, she has a picture.
He DOES look like a T-Rex. And ugly.
2 comments:
Every word is fact. Especially the part of banana being the best boss in the world. (Duh).
I LOVE BANANA.
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