Thursday, March 17, 2011

Dear Katie Holmes, Please Stop.


Bitch, you best wipe that confident-ass look off your face because you are wearing that.

You know how they always say a woman is at her most sexy when she is confident? Um, this bitch is misguided...she needs to slap on some concealer, some mascara and remove those pants, stat.

I have nothing against leather pants, I think many people have looked hot in them recently. But those ones? From 1997?

That is a smug face. An undeservingly smug face. I hope Suri slaps her in the face with one of those penis gummies. Ha ha, just pictured that. Fabulous.

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