Britney in Out Magazine

So Britney is in the most recent issue of Out magazine. I love that she's a gay icon. She's no Liza Minelli, but she's still fab.

These pictures make me uncomfortable though...

Let's review.

I feel like I'm far too close to seeing vag here. Also, I'm uncomfortable with the amount of ass I'm seeing on the lower cheek. It's a lot. Also, god forbid she get some kind of shiver and that heel goes inside...

Um, this bodysuit is not flattering. And those tattoos are icky. They make me think of cheesy cocktail waitresses at strip clubs. Her hair looks good though. But oh my. This is very thigh tastic. She's brave though, I wouldn't have the guts to put this outfit on.

This, to me, looks like she's not comfortable with her body, which is surprising because she's in various states of undress in all the photos. But she is clearly not happy with some combination of her stomach/backfat/upper leg.

I don't know. I'm not a fan of this shoot.

Anyone?