Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Stifler Is Going To Rehab

Um, who cares?

I guess I do, because I'm posting about it.

Like, really, I don't post for 2 days and then I come up with this? Lame. No really, it's all for the statement. It's one of the best I've ever read.

Ha ha. Ok, really, here's the statement from his rep:

"Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues. He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time."

I find this statement very funny. I will highlight some of the funnier parts:
  • proactive
  • health and personal issues
  • many fans
Ok, let's be honest. We've seen this guy. Clearly his problem is coke. Don't tell me it's health and personal issues (though DListed made me guffaw this morning when I read "Maybe he's realized that he's addicted to first names?"). Also, doesn't it make you sad that his rep felt a need to specify 'many'? That makes it seems so forced...

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