WTF is Angelina Jolie Wearing?

Woman needs some ASSISTANCE.

I have several comments:

1. Um, what is going on with her hair? Did she stick her head out the window on the way there to connect with the animal being who lives inside her? That sounds a bit like her...
2. Are those hideous velvet gloves ATTACHED to that hideous velvet dress? Is that a sleeve treatment? I am dying a little inside right now.
3. I can't help but think that Brad is looking into the crowd of onlookers for someone who outshines his wife in terrible clothing choices...what kind of supportive spouse (with style!) let's their spouse leave the house looking like Winter-Elvira?

Good god, someone get Zahara on the case, because Ange is having some trouble dressing herself.