Fergie:So this dress is ok, but the folds aren't doing anything good for her, and her boobs are really jammed up in there.
Also, I get that it's sunny, but you can't take off those Miss Piggy sunglasses?
Kelly Rowland:Um, Kelly. Not clothes. Get back in the hotel and put a top on because a leather corset and a bikini top is not appropriate. In other news, I am into this loose-to-skinny khakis look that's going on.
Cassie:Who is this? And why is she wearing this entire hot mess? Really, it's horrific. The shoes are disgusting, too many horizontal lines to be flattering. SATIN PANTS? Gahh. Imagine the bum sweat?
And I feel really bad for that poor bird she is carrying around like a trophy. When birds fly into your window, don't bring them to industry events as a tote, let the neighbourhood cat get rid of it for you.
I don't even want to talk about the napkin she's wearing as a top. WTF?
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