I like Jessica Simpson. I feel like she's one of those rare celebrities who doesn't have a publicist living up her bum and who isn't a puppet of the regime, you know? She seems genuine. Genuinely stupid, genuinely struggling with her weight, genuinely living out awkward relationships in the public eye. I don't know, there's something to her that makes me think she's real.
There is also a huge part of me that pities her like crazy though, because not having the publicist up your bum and only having your family as your friends seems to bite her in the ass sometimes. I mean, she dresses poorly, makes dumb decisions and just seems generally out of it.
For example, she wore this dress the other day, and while she doesn't look terrible, her breasts are so incredibly overwhelming that her neck disappears. It's nuts. It genuinely disappears into her head/breast merge. And this isn't the first time recently.
I just feel like she needs a girlfriend, you know? Someone to coach her and be honest with her, because I think she's kind of screwed in her personal relationships.
Jess - call me. I'd be a good assistant and a good friend.
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