Tuesday, October 31, 2006
I am an oldschool (god I'm retarded) Seth fan, Captain Oats-style, but he's looking a little effeminate here, no?
Still cute though.
Please see below. Bitch is back.
She is the bloody hotness in this sweater dress/boots combination. Ohmyfuckinggod. This is one of those things that only someone with style (or a stylist) can pull off. Oh, it's gorgeous. It was this photo that put me BACK in love. Yum!
I'm not in love with the super dark hair, or the super-straight look, or the numerous elastic bands around her wrist, but I am in love with that face. Look how gorge she is!!! I don't care what people are saying about her lips. Yes, they do look a little plumper, but so can mine if I hold them just right in the split second that a photo is taken. Loves it.
Who's this handsome chap? He's MUCH better looking than that needle nose Harry Morton. He was only after her pink taco anyway. This guy is mysterious, cute, and he's letting her drive. That's nice. And brave.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
It was yesterday! Wow, I cannot believe it's been a year!
Check out some stuff from last year!
What good times we've had!
Thank you to everyone! This is a pic of me on the beach! Enjoy!
Lilo and Kate Bosworth? Please no. She's only now looking healthy again. If Skeletor starts influencing her and making her lose weight again, it really will be the last straw. I am not crazy about the make-up trend going on lately. There's way too much intense, 80's colour.
At Calvin Klein in an odd, slightly disappointing outfit: I must say, I don't care for the shoes. It looks like mini cobras are going to jump off them and attack me. The dress is hot, but combined with the lace fingerless gloves, the weirdo mom-nylons and those cobra shoes it's a mess. And not a hot mess.
The hair is also bad. God. It's so bad.
What do I do?
Music and Lyrics by Toby Keith
I gotta get up early
I gotta be on time
I've got to go bust it
Man, I got to go get mine,
I am that kinda guy.....
And I want a piece of that American pie
I put a lot of sweat
Into the job at hand
You can count on me
I am a .... workin' man!!!!
So when it's quitting time
And you've had enough
I'm still good to go, baby
Cuz I'm Built Ford Tough
If you haven't already seen it, please go see the ad on YouTube (it's not working on my blog at the moment, sorry!) so you can share in my pain. Good god.
I think she's too skinny. It's gross. Also, I find that bikini kind of scant, don't you? It's one less triangle short of being her first double penetration film (go Malezia!)
Her abs look great though. Am jealous. I wish my gym wasn't moving locations and hadn't put us into a temporary dust-bunny haven location.
Still love her though. Maybe she should be on the below list...
it doesn't scare you or give you nightmares. But, if you happen to decide to look at it like this
you may lose your shit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER FACE??? THAT IS PURE HORROR.
Is that Botox gone bad? Can someone clear this up for me? Oh my god. I'm so scared.
Just in time for Halloween kids. Holy fuck. I'm not going to sleep tonight.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
You know you loved it.
Ew. They changed the name of the 'Mop Top Hair Shop' to the 'Fuzzy Pumper Barber Beauty Shop'. Does anyone else find that a little inuendo-y? "Fuzzy Pumper"? It sounds like slang for a hand job!
Remember how pretty she was?
Ohh, those were the days.
NOW, Nicole is red-headed, which I hate. Not that she cares, but she should, because I am very influential (to my cat). Also, she's sporting some weirdo Cleopatra eyeliner that I feel is a bit too extreme for daytime.
Oh, and did I mention she's been seen with the Parasite all over town? Yah. That is the last straw. So much for that. She's on the 'DO NOT POST' list, unless she earns her way off of it.
[Pic Source: Just Jared]
Jennifer Love Hewitt:
She seemingly did not get the memo that A) Everyone hates her, B) Peasant skirts should be used for rags and C) that it isn't the 1950's and cone boobs are not hot.
I wish the fucking paparazzi would stop taking pictures of her reading fucking tabloids. Stop perpetuating her! She's almost as fucking bad as P~Hil.
This girl needs to die a really brutal death.
I honestly don't know what is worse, the white knee-socks, the weird-ass brown leather golf shoes, her crusty denim shorts, her Salvation Army grandpa sweater or her fucking sick-ass weave. I REFUSE to go see 'Marie-Antoinette' and also change the channel as soon as the commercial comes on. Here's another one I hope burns to death.
I am sorely disappointed here. It's almost as bad as that weird Wet'n'Wild make-up job from last week. That dress is the ugliest daycare foil-art contest winner I have ever seen. And her face is especially puppet-like and frightening. Ew.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
1) Posh is really embarrassing me this week. Hanging out with KATIE HOLMES? I think she should check up on her tabloids. Tom Cruise isn't exactly the ticket to breaking into the Americas right now.
2) That black too-short ballgown is not exactly a day outfit. Not to mention the fugly closed-toe flats she chunked that thing up with
3) That white pantsuit perfectly explains why Tom picked her. She can totally play that Victor/Victoria shit and be the man. Ew. I just pictured Tom Cruise in a sparkly red Jessica Rabbit gown. Blech.
4) Posh, seriously. Disappointed.
5) This ridiculous skirt (although I'm sure it cost more than all my posessions) is a little too ballerina on someone of her stature. I wouldn't exactly call it shopping attire. It's pretty clear to me that she has no GD clue what she's doing when she gets dressed and it irritates me as someone who loves clothes.
6) Are those Palazzo pants? Oh god.
Stroke faced bitch. Go home and leave my Posh alone.