I am really upset! This is totally what I was going to wear out tonight and now I can't! God, it is such a gorgeous satin, drawstring jumpsuit! This totally ruins my night!
I call it LongCrotch 2
WHAT IS THIS? PLEASE SOMEONE STOP MAKING JOKES. It isn't funny to put people in these horribly unflattering high waisted onesies.
Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!
How could Tori Spelling have possibly looked in the mirror and thought this was good. I think it might have gone something like this:
'Wow, this is really a great shade of blue. Mmm hmm. I love it. I wonder if my vagina looks to long in this...I mean, I know that it's regular length, but these pants are kind of deceiving. Oh wait, maybe if I do this...Oh! There it is. Now my boobs look so terrible that it will distract from my extra long vag. Oh! I almost forget to make them harem pants also. Woooooo! Hot.'
Um, Tori. No good. In fact, fire your stylist immediately.
PS - My mom totally had something like this
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