Jude Law is gay. Period.

For all of the women out there who think he's hot and sexy, I need to break this shit to you. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's undeniable. The evidence mounts daily:

Hmm, those are some interesting shoes, but you can't really see them. I would like to stab her for wearing Uggs. Seriously.

Oh! There they are again. THEY ARE MULES. MULES. Not sandals, not flip-flops. They are cotton mules. This man is not straight. I don't care how many bitches he's sexed. Gay as the day is long.