Monday, June 26, 2006

Pirates 2: The premiere

Here are some pics of the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 premiere:

Keira Knigtly:
Wow, is she trying to look like a ghoul? Ha ha, that's an old-school Nancy Drew word. She looks like a fucking mess. I would really like for Johnny Depp not to have kissed her. He's all tainted now.

That dress is gross. My grandmother totally had sheers in her living room with the same hem.

Jennifer Love Hewitt:
Why are you even there??! No one wants to see you. God I want to stab her. Is she wearing a catsuit? Gahhhhhhhhhh. That jewelry is so wrong. Does anyone have a knife?

Johnny Depp:
My goodness he's dirty and attractive. Purple glasses! How can you not love him? A fedora! He almost always wears jewelry that his kids have made him. He's wonderous and dirty. Loves it.

Stacy Keibler:
I will always support her, because she came from the lower ranks and kicked her own ass to make it big. She's awesome. I will not support this goddam dress-jeans disaster though. How much better would this dress have been without the jeans underneath? Gah. It's quite cute without. What a weird decision. Especially for someone with retarded legs like hers.

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

I think it's a giant vein...she was a wrestler, maybe she took too many hits to the face