Does the exclamation point on OK! bother anyone else?
Britney's article in OK! is some funny shit. Lainey was generous enough to post some of the best parts, here they are:
When asked how she stays fit:
"I laugh a lot, sleep a lot, take at least three 30-minute walks each day and chase my son around. I get prenatal massages, and my arms are getting toned by picking up Sean Preston all the time. I will say for mothers out there who are pregnant, it’s important not to let themselves go. Sleep when you can. Get up and walk and have good people around and good friends. Stuff like that."
WHAT? There is a reason the entire world has been calling her a fat pig for 2 years. She's a pig. She looks fucking TERRIBLE. ARMS ARE TONED? Bwahhhhh ha haha ha. Rosie O'Donnell is in better shape than her. Gah!
"OK: What did he (Kevin) say to you (when he found out you were pregnant)?
B: He was like, Whatever you want to do, baby! He’s like, I’m excited for you! Let’s just go for it."
Considering this man's jizz is a large part of WHY this girl is pregnant, he doesn't take much ownership of it. Why doesn't he say "I am so happy"? "I love you"? God, that is so fucking sad. Someone should slap some sense into her.
Toned arms......ha ha ha. That's a good one. That'll keep me going for days.
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