Jessie can't dance

I am shocked! Really not, but I think that's a good first sentence.

Apparently Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves are terrible dancers. Witnesses saw them at Double Seven earlier this week cutting a rug. Or whatever the lame expression is.

A Lowdown spy watched around 1:30 a.m. as the Simpson-Paves dance team did "spins and everything," the spy said.

"They really were breaking it down, in the middle of everyone, and then everyone joined in. It was weird, like you were at your cousin's wedding."

The spy, who was inches away from her on the dance floor, couldn't resist adding: "The girl cannot dance." Rather unsurprisingly, the spy noted, "She was drinking."

Ha ha, 'cousin's wedding' & 'breaking it down.' That sounds like a mess.

Good lord, this dress is horrific. Reportedly, she was wearing something even worse at the club.

Based on that carpet, was she staying at the Royal Bank?

[Source: Daily Dish]

UPDATE:
I found a pic of the actual outfit she wore out that night. Good god, she looks like Delta Burke on Designing Women. Throw that one out Jessie. Please